but I'm still a blank flank

Anonymous
Well you can look at every other pony out there.
does a cutie mark only show up on one side of the flank, or on both?

Anonymous
It’s both, haven’t you checked your own?
Rainbow Dash, scorpion stings are very deadly that they can probably kill you. You must go to the hospital at once!

Anonymous
I’ll go see Fluttershy then, dang this hurts. Puts me a really bad mood for the rest of the day.
* a scorpion comes by, takes his stinger and jams it into your right back leg causing it to swell up*

Anonymous
Yowch! What the hey was that! *flies up to the nearest cloud to nurse her swollen leg*
sturmpony:
carniscorner:
“Morning!”
Nobody can say that Dashie isn’t the cutest pony of them all.
That’s not how you spell awesome!
Suddenly a Pinkie Pie appears!

Anonymous
Not today Pinkie, I need my naps.
I always thought you were more of a 25 year old >.> are you really 18-19ish?

Anonymous
So have you heard about the pony-tail fad floating around?
How about this?

Personally though I think your too awesome and cute for a Wonderbolts uniform though.
It’s my destiny! I don’t care what the uniform’s like. It’s perfect for me!
I would have guessed around 18 or 19 considering you still took part in young fliers competition a while back.
Exactly! I’m a YOUNG flier!