You may be the "iron pony", but Applejack is the "steel pony"!

Anonymous
Nice try. I’ve still got the trophy!
Fluttershy got stuck in a tree
Don’t Worry, I’ll get her down.
*Sniff* We'll at least I can travel between the mortal and divine realms!

Anonymous
Is it true that you're taking Scootaloo under your wing and teaching her how to fly?

Anonymous
I only teach the coolest little fillies and the little Squirt made the cut.
YOU CHALLENGE ME MORTAL, A GOD OF OLYMPUS?!

Anonymous
Hermes? More like Snail-es!
Have you tried the Insanity workout program? It focuses on "max interval training" where you do strenuous stamina workouts for about 4 minutes, cool down for 30 seconds, then repeat. In fact, you and AJ should try it together and see who can work out the longest!

Anonymous
I’m on my own training program, it’s top secret and I developed it myself. Gonna get my place in the wonderbolts quicker than any pony who ever lived.

Anonymous
I’m not into that mushy stuff, go to pinkie for that kinda thing.
Hey, Rainbow Dash. I have a question to ask. I drank a gallon of rainbow, but didn't breathe or feel any fire. Not only that, but my tongue is gone (I looked in the mirror to be sure; all that's left is a pile of ash). Should I go see a doctor right now?

Anonymous
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome you are.

Anonymous
I can understand, that can get pretty loud.
Peanut butter and Zapapple Jam sandwich or Sweet Apple Acres Cider?

Anonymous